(kind of) into the unknown!

Right, Hello and everything. My name is Michael Borkowsky and this is one of those blog things that you hear about now, that you hear about on the TV. Would you like to see a picture of me? ...no? Well here's one anyway:

This photograph was specifically chosen in an attempt to seem trendy and interesting, whilst maintaining some kind of enigma by virtue of hat-wearing. Also, when I get, like, dead super famous, maybe the Chief Executive of Walls Ice cream will see it, then phone me up and say 'Michael Borkowsky, we are looking for someone to run a new ad campaign. Specifically, we are looking for someone who seems trendy and interesting, whilst maintaining some kind of enigma by virtue of hat-wearing. Here's £1,000,000 and a complimentary Cornetto'

Over the next few days, weeks, months, years and (long-shot) decades, I will be posting various things. That's how it works, I'm sure you've all seen blogs before. Anyway, I hope you'll read them. You may even find them vaguely entertaining and engaging.

Bye and that.